I hate junk email

I just have to rant about this for a minute. I hate that stupid junk email. I get it EVERYDAY. No, I don't want to know where to find a great hot tub company. And I don't want to just click once and grow a tree. Seriously, I get these things. I know how to unsubscribe to email lists, and opt-out of receiving mail from obnoxious companies. But I somehow keep getting this crap. PLEASE PEOPLE! leave me alone already.